Spoon Tang

when a girl brings you home with the prospect of s-x but then only let’s you spoon
did you get laid last night

nah just got a little spoon tang
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the best one who is actively sleeping with a member of the preferred s-x, but not actually having s-x, can hope for. spoon tang is simply “spooning” (laying sideways in bed, one behind the other)with a cool-sounding suffix having been added to sound considerably less lame and unfruitful. popular close platonic guy-girl relationships.
hey, wanna hang tonight?

i can’t, i’m getting some spoon tang-tonight!

….spoon-tang? hahahahahahaha. b-tch.
(noun) a combination of the words ‘spoon’ and ‘poontang’. ‘spoon’ representing a s-xual position where one partner is held in parallel (also referred to as ’66’ or ’99’), and ‘poontang’ meaning the v-g-n-, and more generally, intercourse. usage is rare, following the same rules as ‘poontang’, and simply specifies a certain position to be used.
“going home to get some spoontang from the old lady.”

note:
“on sunday mornings, i like to spoon with my girl”

compared to,

“on sunday mornings, i like to get some spoontang.”
specific poon tang, gained from spooning
nah, but we got some reet spoon tang
1 .term for the reject sitting in the corner at the party drinkin tang offa spoon.

2 .general b-tch-runt of the group. gets h-t. alot.
1. no one gave staunton a gl-ss, so he became spoon tang.

1. who’s that freak, who invited him?
>dunno but he’s spoontang.
anything scoopable and almost as good as p-ssy.

etymology: southern united states (1979), coined at a baskin robbins icecream parlor

poontang, p-ssy, icecream, spoon
man, that rocky road is some good spoontang.
when fishing and the spoon (lure) gets tangled around the line
dude i think i got a big one.
no, it’s probably just spoontang.
p-ssy so good you eat it with a spoon to make sure you get every last drop.
she’s really got a spoontang, and i’m gonna marry her.