Spoondick
one night of p-ssion between a woman and a man ends with the cry “pull out!” coming from the woman.. in a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his r-t-rded dna.
out of this accident a spoond-ck is born 9 months later.
definition of a spoond-ck or a spooner:
a guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
a spoond-ck can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.
the spoond-ck will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
look at that spoond-ck! how the h-ll did that spoond-ck get her?!?
what a spooner, he must have money.
an insult. a replacement to the term “d-ckhead”.
explanation: “imagine a spoon. imagine a spoon as my d-ck. imagine that i could scoop things out with my spoond-ck. now that is stupid!”
hey spoond-ck, get to the back!
go w-nk somewhere else, spoond-ck.
timmy, you spoond-ck!
etc
a p-n-s without girth yet contains a m-ssive head.
i loved him but his spoon d-ck was like being f-cked by a troll.
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