Spoonfusion
when a couple tries spooning but said female is larger/taller than her partner, and the roles of who is big spoon or little spoon is unclear. spoon confusion.
makayla was a 6 ft and wanted to spoon with max who was 5′ 8″. makayla wanted to be little spoon…. there was much spoonfusion.
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the befuddling moment where you don’t know where to put your dirty spoon after you place food in the microwave.
i had a bad case of spoonfusion after i realized i had to hold my chili-covered spoon for 3 minutes.
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