Spoonicide
when a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.
sh-t! my spoon just committed spoonicide!
the process of stabbing ones self with a spoon
jenfa committed spoonicide to prevent jimmy from stabbing her with a blunt spoon.
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