spooning the poodle


a guy who is so incredibly p-ssy whipped that he likely holds his girlfriends dog (that he hates) for her whenever she asks. it is undoubtedly a small yippy dog that sleeps in her bed between them.
“did you see the way keiko ordered tommy around? brother is totally spooning the poodle.”

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