spooning the toilet
the act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. can also be observed if said person p-sses-out in position.
approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on josh’s 21st birthday:
“where’s josh?”
“he’s already spooning the toilet.”
“did you get pictures?”
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