Sporked


intr.v. spork, sporked, sporks, sporking. 1) the act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) forum section on feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (created by essix and the cake g-d, respectively)
you’ve been sporked!™, courtesy of feminem.com.
when a girl allows you to stick the tip of your p-n-s into her l-b–, for a couple of seconds, without fully penetrating her.
i was at this party and trying to get my d-ck wet with this chick, long story short, she got sporked.
the act of sticking plastic forks (points down) into a yard. it is a relatively harmless prank that occurs during the darkness of the night. oftentimes the forks will be arranged into a pattern or used to write out a phrase or word, but random placement will also occur.
george awoke to find his yard sporked, and immediately contrived plans for revenge.
feminem.com’s version of the word computer term, “pwned” created by house of bizkits.
that dumb femi-fan got sporked.
becoming owned beyond ownage. the ultimate ownage!
you got sporked!

you totally got sporked!

never spork the spork.
fubar.. has mechanical problems.
computer component that has been zapped by lightning or some other surge.
we tried to use the computer, but the modem, etc. was sporked.
codeword for banned. it originated on gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user t-tle is changed to “eyeball sporked!”, therefore to get ‘sporked’ means to get banned from something.
the admins at gothic.net sporked their own mods! trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. let’s find a way to save it.

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