sport

the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)
“hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol’ ball around today.”
“dad, i’m an all-american pitcher at u of texas.”
“oh sorry son, the ol’ ticker ain’t what it used to be.”
“dad, please, you’re embarr-ssing me in front of my b-tch.”
america’s state-sponsored religion.
on sunday we pray sports.
giving up your own physical health and mental stability for the love of the game.
injuries.
mental breakdowns.
“i can’t, i have ____”
real sport
the terrifying and pointless act of exercising by choice.
whether partic-p-ting directly or merely watching, sports are a great way to p-ss time accomplishing absolutely nothing of real worth or value, but still make yourself feel good. see also: masturbation
generic name used as a subst-tute for a person’s surname.

see also chief, ace, champ, boss, dude, pal, slappy, guy, man, homey, junior, my deuce
i was at work today, and some d-ckface dropped this line on me:

“what’s up, sport? think you can get me a drink there, chief? what do you say, champ?”
an athletic compet-tion that is objectively scored.
soccer is a sport in which points are scored by kicking a ball into the opposing team’s goal.

cheerleading is not a sport because judges give you a subjective score.
abbreviation for the northeastern louisiana town of shreveport, which has a population of approximately 200,000 people.
i’m coming back to s’port this weekend.