Sport Fart


a extremely potent fart produced by eating specfic food and/or drink for the purpose of enhancing the smell or amplifyling the sound level of said fart.

points are earned for the number of people that react. bonus points are earned for inaudible sport farts and those that cause people to vacate the area.
noun: i was really annoyed by the crowded conditions on the subway so i had bolied eggs and milk for lunch so i could cut a sport fart on the way home.

verb: heather and i enjoyed sport farting at the ballet to watch people fidget.

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