sport porkin
the act of chasing women as if it was a sport with different rules such as betting on the first one to have s-x with a girl.
the act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):
1. go ugly early
2. no girl looks ugly with my d-ck in her mouth
guy 1: hey dude how ya been? you seen the new girl from the dorm?
guy 2: yea dude, shes hot. i would do terrible things to her…
guy 1: me too, wanna make this interesting?
guy 2: you talking about sport porkin?
guy 1: h-ll yea!
guy 2: the game is afoot!
chasin skirt for fun
sport porkin this weeks been good,
nailed a even baker’s dozen
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