Sportage
small foreign suv, more economical then larger versions.
i was driving my sportage on the trail.
the ultimate car. if you see a sportage (a capital letter must always be used when writing the word ‘sportage’) you must ask the person or people with you if they think that the car is a sportage. they must react by becoming exceptionally excited by the car you are referring to. the term ‘sportage’ can also be used when discussing other wonderful cars, such as a lamborghini or a ferrari, as they are in the same league as a sportage, just with a less cool name. the use of the term ‘sportage’ should not be used lightly. it is a serious car. it is the best car in the world.
person 1 (becka): ‘is that a sportage?’
person 2 (david): ‘ohhhhh my god where? ahhhhhh i love a sportage’ proceeds to chase car.
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