sporting leather


the stage between a flacid p-n-s and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. coined by adam carolla on the adam carolla show.
“i’m sporting leather,” says adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics cl-ss as a hot chick enters the cl-ssroom.

“look at the rack on her! welcome to the leather state, boys,” exclaimed ray after cr-pping in adam’s rams beanie.

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