sporto
jock type guy on the constant prowl for chicks (mainly at bars), over-gelled hair, tight shirts, drives a modified honda with a loud but still mediocre engine etc etc
check out that sporto over there trying to pick up chicks at the gym
noun – a very intense person who thinks they are really good at a sport but lacks the necessary skills and plays at a rec level; generally not fun to play with and someone to be avoided at all costs.
hey kranny, quit being such a f-cking sporto!
noun – a very intense person who thinks they are really good at a sport but lacks the necessary skills, generally not fun to play with and someone to be avoided see also rule-caller
shut your trap kranny and stop being such a sporto.
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