Sports Poo


after intensive sport one is rewarded with a excellent poo of ideal consistency. often the movement leaves with a “clean getaway” (see definition for clean getaway) – essentially very little wiping required.
(speaking after a day of intensive sport; swimming, cycling, running etc..) “man i feel good – just had the most amazing sports poo! – nice big one with a clean getaway and everything.

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