sports watch
the act of a male, or female fisting a female’s v-g-n-, then she gets overly exited and v-g-n-lly discharges all over the fister’s wrist.
town wh-r-: i have a sports watch with your name on it.
male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.
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