Sportsman’s Willy


the phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after partic-p-tion in physical (usually sporting) activities.
“bl–dy h-ll brian, you’ve got a kn-b like a pre-p-b-scent schoolkid! what’s going on?”

“oh don’t worry about that, i’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and i’ve got a proper sportsman’s w-lly”

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