sportstitute
the art of sending your kid to college on a sports scholarship knowing the odds are stacked against them but your ego wins and reality will bite your kid in the b-tt..
so sad seeing another sportst-tute in action , being an ex nfl player he hopes his name will get his daughter the edge to play d1 volleyball. she has two left feet but the name alone gives her an advantage. she will invetlably fail but dad will be happy, she on the other hand really wanted to go to an arts school.
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