Spot Weld
when a loser who has little to no contact with girls finally gets touched by a girl or a stripper and immediately blows a load in his pants but says nothing.. then said load dries and his junk is stuck to the front of his pants…
we got chuck a lapdance at the strip club lastnight and he totally spot welded himself to the front of his pants during the dance.
harp had never been with a girl before, when she took her top off it caused him to spot weld himself to the front of his pants.
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