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• Spreadsheet Block

  similar to writer’s block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the -n-lysis needs to look. john: “i need to get this -n-lysis done for my boss but i can’t figure out how to get started…total spreadsheet block.” dave: […]

• Spuffbadger

  pretty much the more extreme version of -spits tea-, on hearing a piece of news, witticism or other statement. usually ends in soggy technological items, extreme embar-ssment or extreme laughter. i just spuffbadgered over my laptop. you just spuffbadgered, didn’t you?

• Spy-Pod

  verb: to pretend to listen to one’s i-pod while actually eavesdropping on a conversation. melissa was spy-podding while joe and allison were discussing the plans for the party. when you have your headphones in, but your ipod isnt on, and people think youre deaf to the world so you can hear what theyre saying, mostly […]

• squeegee method

  the act of grabbing the p-n-s by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the p-n-s. an alternative to “shaking”. 1. guy 1: do you shake when you’re done? guy 2: […]

• squidpatch

  the area of a woman’s genetalia susie’s squidpatch was a little itchy, so she made an appointment to see the gynocologist.

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