sprart
a sprart is a fart with a spray or blast of air, powerful enough that no feces exits with it, such as a shart, but that a person nearby can feel the blast of air exiting. this may happen when one farts while sneezing or coughing, as the air expelled causes a painful dilation of the -n-s with such force and speed that anyone close can feel the air as well as the person experiencing it not being able to walk for a minute or so. sprarts usually do not smell because the air is dispersed quickly as opposed to a long, slow emission.
john and lisa were play-fighting and she started sneezing, then she sprarted on his leg a few times. it took her a second to be able to walk.
i should not have eaten ice cream after those hot pockets last night, i feel a sprart coming on. i took a dump earlier so i know it’s not a shart, but this has some real power behind it and my b-tthole already hurts.
my boyfriend sprarts on me at night when he’s asleep. why can’t he just let it go quietly? i feel the blastwave of hot air against my arm and that’s with his boxers on. gross.
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