sprawl
the term to describe unplanned and rampant suburban and urban growth because of the way it eats up the landscape and “sprawls” out the extent of a metropolitan area. typical things -ssociated with sprawl are megastores, identical housing, large yards, and 8-lane roads.
las vegas, phoenix, orlando are products of sprawl, in addition to millions of suburbs everywhere.
to occupy the largest amount of sp-ce as possible, spreading every part of your body to occupy the surface you are on, whether it be a chair, couch, bed, or even a counter.
the art of sprawling is best performed while lying down. a trained ‘sprawler’ will spread their legs and arms out as far as possible, in order to occupy every corner and crevice.
“jim, leave some sp-ce on the couch man, don’t sprawl!”
what old people do when one kicks away their walking sticks
look at that old person sprawlled all over the pavement
when black people are scared they do the “sprawl”. the scare results in them jumping with their feet landing wide apart, arms stretched out, and in a slight ducking position.
i was scaring in a haunted house and jumped out at this black boy and he did the sprawl.
the act of two or more men having -n-l intercourse while being greased in olive oil
look at those greek guys sprawling over there!! thats f-ckin gross.
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i saw him sprawling in cl-ss.
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