spray fart
a projectile fart of a certain liquid and sonic magnitude.
“did you rip -ss?”
“yeah, spray fart”
“the ric just spray farted. i think he’s in the bathroom checking for stains”
-alternate spelling: spray faht
in large individuals, when your b-tt cheeks are wet and you fart, the juices project onto your undergarments and pants, causing them to smell like a bleach-sh-t mixture, and taints everything you sit on with that undesirable smell.
pfffffffffffft
d-mn fat dude, wut u do dat for.
i have no control over my wet bottom, and what comes out of it. pfft spray fart
a hot girl that only hangs out to drink all of your beer and smoke all of your weed, and don’t bring anything to the table. often leave you feeling p-ssed off.
bro, emilie and ashleigh are such spray farts. they drank all of our beer and we didn’t even get any last night. f-ck that.
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