Spread
the act of a female opening her legs for s-xual favors.
b-tch, spread for me.
“gourmet” inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the williamson county (tn) jail, “recipe” is as follows….. 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 “$0.99” size bag of cheetos (preferably “j-paleno”)- crushed, 1/4 “meat stick”- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and enjoy!
“hey girl, you got any cheetos?”
“yeah, what’s up, you hungry?”
“d-mn right, this county food is bullsh-t, let’s make a spread”
the land which belongs to someone.
they had a 4 acre spread on the outskirts of “town” and a large gun collection. they were afraid of the government.
a sauce similar to thousand island dressing used at in n out to flavor burgers and fries.
employee: guest # 306 please!
you: can i get some spread?
employee: how many?
you: 2 please
when a large breasted woman wears a tight shirt, it refers to the “ripples” in her shirt between her br–sts.
“woah bro, check out the nice spread on that broad.”
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someone attractive, a good looking person.
elizabeth: d-mn, look at my boyfriend. he’s my spread.
evelyn: coo.
mixing top ramen noodles, mayonaise, chips and usually any other kind of junk and mixing it all together and eating it.
check it out, yo! i put hot cheetos in my spread and it turned pink!
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