spread em


what police say to you when they wanna fondle you
spread em!
what my girlfriend does on a regular basis, if not with me, with the neighbor (f-ckin sl-t)
she spread em to reveal a soft succulent p-ssy.

Read Also:

  • Parrisite

    the term parrisite refers to a business -ssociate who relies on, or brown-nosing wannabe who seeks, political patronage, from rex parris mayor of lancaster, california. also used to refer to antelope valley power brokers. “apparently he’s another parrisite, trying to win favor with rex by speaking in favor of the wal-mart supercenter next to quartz […]

  • Staff of David

    a pool cue used by a jew. sometimes confused with star of david by people with no common sense. chris: time to play pool andy: get your staff of david then.

  • Shizwiz

    the act of trying to take a sh-t but taking a p-ss instead. i went to take a shiz but nothing came out and i wized instead. you can say it was a shizwiz. the motherf-cking sh-t thats the shizwiz yo

  • staliza

    the combination of two awesome people that no party can be complete without if they’re not there, there is no party they’ll make you wanna shout…hold your hands up and shout come on now hare krishna! “staliza totally made that party last night, it was tight” “staliza’s here… party time!”

  • Kilala

    english spelling for “kirara”. sango’s pet cat-creature-type-demon-thing in the inuyasha series. she has the power to transform into a m-ssive tiger-sized attack form. “i want a kilala. ^-^ ” “it’s kirara.” “well i prefer to pr-nounce it was kilala because it sounds pretty.” “it’s kirara!” “g-d…..n-body speaks english anymore.” sango’s neko-youkai, this is the official […]


Disclaimer: spread em definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.