Spread the Web
early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. this sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart…hence spread the web
early each morning, bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.
frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where m-ss quant-ties of the opposite s-x congregate in an effort to hook up.
spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more b-tterflies that are caught
i’m down for anything on friday. let’s spread the web my man.
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