Spreading School
a place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread b-tter, cream cheese, peanut b-tter, jelly as well as other -ssorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.
johnny: mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
mom: well, i went to spreading school!
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