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Spriget

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  – verb (spahyt), spytes (spahyts), spote (spoht), spyting (spahy-ting) to speak, write and type the same time. spyter (spahy-ter) – noun one who spytes. spyten (spit-n) – adjective a combination of the words spoke, typed and written. you spyte when you use speech recognition software which translates your speech to text. spyting is the fastest […]

• Sqooshie

  a rare mythical creature that can be easily adored. finding a sqooshie is like finding a piece of heaven.

• Square root of two

  a derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting. john: kelly, what’s that smell? did you go number 2? kelly: no, my brutha, that was the square root of two. sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.

• Controlled Release

  releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance. chad: man, that spicy burrito tore my […]

• coolaid drinker

  derived from the johns town cult that commit m-ss sucide by drinking poison cool aid on orders from their leader. a dyed in the wool republican who is certain that nothing the political party could do can ever be wrong. dude stay away from politics at my parents house, my moms a cool aid drinker. […]

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