Spring Grove, IL
a town in mchenry county, il that has the most stuck up -ssholes on this planet. all the people that live here need a smack in the face. everybody that lives here are gay and are the bigest -ssholes in all of illinois. spring grove is a sh-t hole town that has nothing to do.
person 1: hey do you want to go to spring grove, il later.
person 2: h-ll no!!!!!!! i’d rather get shot!
person 1: ok lets go outside and walk around town instead.
20 minutes later
person 2: hey look at that kid walking towards us. he has a sweatshirt that says spring grove, il on it. he probably lives there.
person 1: lets kick his -ss.
person 2: i’m with you on that.
a town in mchenry county, il. it is known to be the worst and boring place to live in. alot of people in this town need a smack in the face. everybody here are gay and are -ssholes.
hey you want to go to spring grove, il? h-ll no! i’d rather watch gr-ss grow.
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