Springer Shock
the act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc…). this is in reference to the talk show hosted by jerry springer. the news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women’s clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.
i was in springer shock! my girlfriend and my dad! man, that is messed up!
matthew got a springer shock when he found out donna was having girl on girl action with his grandma.
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