Springfield Stinger
when a man -j-c-l-t-s into the nostril of his partner. invented by a very bored couple in springfield, ohio.
my wife’s nose was stuffy from allergies, so i gave her a springfield stinger and it cleared it right up! she was so happy, she gave me a blumpkin.
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