springloadedretard
hyperactively outta control
you are such a springloaded r-t-rd when you have too much caffiene!!
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the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa “hey guy, i feel so spumpy i think i need to spump’ to hump and spank someone simultaneously. guy#1 why you lookin so rough this morning? guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my […]
- spunkathon
when a young male m-st-rb-t-s as many times as he can with very little recovery time. nerd #1: “dude, what did you do this weekend?” nerd #2: “i had a sp-nkathon to see how many loads i could pump onto a pair of my sister’s panties.” nerd #1: “dude! that’s so frickin cool! a result […]
- squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
to squeeze the p-n-s during -j-c-l-t–n to get all the c-m out. this can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner. samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! it was so hot!
- spunk rainbow
four guys sitting in a row w-nk the guy to the right off and the one on the end sp-nks over the two middle guys and lands his man seed in the guy on the other ends face as it goes over it causes a rainbow effect. wow look at that sp-nk rainbow! ahhhh my […]
- Squinky
1) when one is feeling unstable or is acting of a peculiar manner 2) the state one reaches from days of sleep deprevation or drug use. “oh man, did you see lori before cl-ss today? she’s gone totally squinky” popeye & his father have a squinky eye all scrunched up. popeye: i’m your one and […]