Springsteen Split
the tendency of a jersey rocker’s t-st-cl-s to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans
“jon bon jovi was totally sportin’ the springsteen split onstage last night!”
the tendency of the b-lls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. named for {the boss} bruce springsteen, who often wears faded denim that’s too tight in the crotch
that bon jovi fan was sportin’ the springsteen split.
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