Springtown, Texas
a very small town in texas outside of fort worth. a town so small, that once you get outside of azle, you slowly watch civilization, and intelligent life disappear. known for having one red-light, a mcdonalds, a chicken express, a couple of mexican resturaunts and one grocery store. one might actually go as far as to say that if you are driving through springtown, you may not want to blink as you may actually miss it.
-dude, did we just drive through springtown, texas?
-yeah, why?
-cause one minute we were in azle, i blinked and now we’re headed to weatherford.
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