sprinkle monkey
a derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn’t yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. he/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.
fatty: hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut b-tter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
dude behind the counter: hey sprinkle monkey, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.
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