Sprinkler

when you are giving oral to a female and she suddenly pees on your face.
chris: dude, last night i was eating out my girl when suddenly, she f-cking gives me a sprinkler!

david: d-mn dude, i bet you were p-ssed.
when a girl balances on her head naked, while doing a split. a guy spins her around like a sprinkler while she squirts in every direction (works breast indoors).
wow dude… she did a sprinkler all in my mouth last night 🙂
a sprinkler is a kind of partic-p-nt or gambler in a game of casino roulette. this person generally places large bets on any of the 38 numbers on the game layout, whose betting style depends only on luck, rather than applying any understanding of the game, knowledge, logic or methodology / systematics. the sprinkler approach to the game may yield a quick pay-off in the short-term, but such an inexperienced approach to the game will result in more trips to the atm to stay in the game. incidentally, the casinos just love these kinds of people (accounting for a majority of gamblers).
“this gambler is really a numbskull. she just placed $5 on 20 numbers, but she did not win. quite a sprinkler, she is.”
when you are giving a bl-wj-b & the guy starts forcing your head downwards because he is about to c-m and the c-m shoots up your sinus cavity & you have to do a snot rocket to get it out. preferrably on his face.
last night when i was giving bill a bl-wj-b i had to do a sprinkler when i was done.
a word given to people with a s-xual attractiveness towards someone of the same s-x. most often a person who is h-m-s-xual but has not come out.
adam is such a sprinkler. he needs to come out with it.
the term used to describe and women’s completion while she allows herself to urinate as well
guy: my girls a sprinkler
firend: what’s that?
guy: what do sprinklers do when you turn them on?
a racist yard equpiment thing-a-majig
“spik-spik-spik-ch-nk-n-gg-r-n-gg-r-n-gg-r-n-gg-r-n-gg-r”
i just told you b-tch
sprinkler (the). s-xual act where the man performs the “sprinkler” dance, as in 1960’s-style dance moves. as the man is dancing his partner has an -rg-sm. largely a mythical act. when men say they did the “sprinkler” they also may mention “squirting” happened.
i totally tried to do the sprinkler, but who was i kidding?

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