Spritzlefragick


to spritzlefragick is to wake up in the middle of the night and get a gl-ss of water. no other liquid can be used in spritzlefragick or else it isn’t spritzlefragick, and you can’t just wake up from a nap or it isn’t the same. only at night and only water…

a friend and i were sitting up late one night talking about the things we had done that day, and my friend went to get a gl-ss of water. while he was out i started thinking of random words and then this word hit me. it kind of just rolled off of my tongue and the name fit its definition so perfectly that i couldn’t help but feel proud.
i had to spritzlefragick last night.

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