sproing


1. an exclamation between men used to express s-xual interest in a third party. (i.e. the “sound” of a sudden erection.)
2. a derogatory expression applied to someone who has stopped thinking rationally because of s-xual attraction.

see also boing and shwing
1. joe: “whoa, check out that hottie.”
frank: “sproing!”
2. joe: “i was right in the middle of talking to frank and he just got this glazed look and wandered over to the bar.”
ted: “sproing.”
joe: “oh.” (looks over at the bar) “she’s cute.”
to jump or leap
he sproinged over the wall.
something between springing and flexibility.
i can sproing pretty d-mn high.
a sprained groin
you’ve been diagnosed with a severe sproing.
the noise made when the b-tton on a woman’s top that’s just a little too tight explodes away and reveals a lot of cleavage.
-sproing- holy sh-t her b–bs are huge that b-tton put out my eye

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