sprootemstold
sprootemstold water is a c-cktail first named by a brazilian aspiring engineer and his germanic mad scientist peer.
its name derives from the following sentence: sparkling room temperature still cold water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)
it was first named after a bb gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.
“hey bob, p-ss me that sprootemstold c-cktail, will you?”
“oh man i am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!”
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