sprot
the proper term for athletic events, for people who hate athletic events.
ugh what sprots are happening today?
adj. a combination word made of super + hot.
“man that chick is sprot”
the ancient art of combining sport, alcohol, various objects, food/extreme sports and idiots with too much time on their hands…this makes the most stupid and crazy sprots imaginable.
combining soccer with vodka, ride on lawnmowers, paintball bazookas and various -ssorted rodents.
this makes “death badger soccer on wheels!!” in one awesome sprot!!
make your own sports, its really very fun indeed.
onomatopoeic noun or verb.
noun: noise produced when defecating. a mixture of fart and excrements coming out. it can be used for farts only.
verb: to take a loud dump
noun: the day after i eat indian, my sprots are really loud.
verb: omg, i need to sprot now.
the ancient art of combining sport, alcohol, various objects, food/extreme sports and idiots with too much time on their hands…this makes the most stupid and crazy sprots imaginable.
combining soccer with vodka, ride on lawnmowers, paintball bazookas and various -ssorted rodents.
this makes “death badger soccer on wheels!!” in one awesome sprot!!
make your own sprots, its really very fun indeed…but its your own fault if you get hurt.
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