Sprouting bullock
v. the act of lying extensively, oftentimes, ridiculously, for fun or because he/she wants something from the person he/she’s lying to.
ex.
person 1: seen that weirdo cat-loving eharmony girl on yt? is that actually real?
person 2: nah, methinks she’s sprouting bullocks.
or
guy: when i’m with you.. i’m on top of the world.. i don’t wanna miss a second wit…
girl: yeah whatever… i see you’re sprouting bullocks again. what do you want this time?
n. douche, bullsh-tter, lying sc-mbag, d-ck. basically, all negative behaviours put together into that person, e.g. a rockstar. (some rockstars, i mean.)
‘sprouting bullocks’ would be a very good name for a rock band.
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