sps
saucy puppet show. term taken from futurama when fry tells bender to go see a saucy puppet show so he can sleep with a hot and dumb date.
send your roomie a text message saying “go see a sps”
russian version of thx, an abbreviation for
spasiba.
hi i like your gear
sps
south park studios. the production company behind the long-running animated sitcom south park. also the name of the website hosting all episodes of the show.
the new episode is up on sps!
awesome, let’s watch it.
straight pound session
a: you know that girl daina?
b: ya, sps
stands for the “standardized pump scale.” a scale used to indicate a girl’s hotness. the -ssigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to -j-c-l-t- while having s-xual intercourse with the girl. the lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. it should be noted that the sps may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of s-x since high school prom.
guy 1: man, check out that hottie.
guy 2: yeah, she’s at least a 6 on the sps.
guy 1: yeah right, she’s only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you’d give her just so you wouldn’t feel so guilty.
small p-n-s syndrome: people (usually male) who demonstrate through aggresively thoughtless, demeaning, -ssholic behavior that they they are poorly-endowed.
i can tell by the way you took up two parking spots that you have sps.
sir please stop
sps…
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