Spuddle

to spoon and cuddle with another person.
after a long and tiring day all she wanted to do was spuddle her boyfriend… but he had other ideas.
to cause trouble, to bicker. a verb (spuddler), one who spuddles
young children bickering with siblings would often be scolded for ‘spuddling’
a west country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.
look at old mrs jones, spuddling at the gate.
oh, she’s a right old spuddler.

or to children – stop spuddling and get on with your homework.
this occurs while urinating; when a m-ssive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. this usually results in a large puddle of pee.

“that sally mcpuddles made a huge mess when he p-ssed all over the godd-mn floor, he must have spuddled in there!”
the art of cuddling in the spooning position
bloke a: did u smash her pasty last nite?
bloke b: nah we just had a spuddle
to deliberately attempt to deceive a friend with a tall tale, for the purposes of humour. the majority of spuddles are low-level, with the key ingredient of a spuddle being believability, but some can be outrageous, as detailed in the example below.
chris: “oh russ, i forgot to tell you. you see my mate ben, over there? he’s chuck norris’s nephew!”

russ: “really?!”

in this example, russ has been spuddled. he now believes that a friend of a friend is related to the actor and karate expert, chuck norris.
a spot/puddle on the counter
clean up the spuddle on the counter
a short form of the term ‘spooge puddle’ or the cold, damp pool of s-xual effluvia left on the sheet after making sweet, sweet love.
jane: so, how was your date last night?

mary: a complete gentleman. he bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after f-cking me senseless.