Spudflaps


technical term for a mouldy v-g-n-. most common in women who don’t get much action, resulting in tubors growing out of their flaps. the v-g-n- resembles a ‘spud’ also if the flaps have not been washed in a while. most common in single, overweight women who resemble eamon holmes or adrian chiles.
‘oh what a remarkable pair of spudflaps!’

‘get the hose out jim, a bit mucky down there..’

‘howl on, get the spud masher out too..this is gonna be a quare job!’

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