spumen
the simultaneous release of both sputum and s-m-n. typically occurs when one is home sick with a nasty respiratory infection and one tires to make himself feel better by repeatedly masturbating.
i went through 5 boxes of tissues today. wow. you must have a lot of sputum. no. i had a lot of spumen. my d-ck is sore and so is my chest. nasty!!!
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