spump
the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa
“hey guy, i feel so spumpy i think i need to spump’
to hump and spank someone simultaneously.
guy#1 why you lookin so rough this morning?
guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my hands were raw.
uncontrollable -n-l discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flacid sphincter after -n-l s-x.
“i better go and change my pants; bit of a spump”
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