Spungletrumpet
n. (slang)
p-n-s. etymologically related to spungle.
mostly heard when referring to mundane uses of the p-n-s, or when ridiculing others.
rarely used in medical references or textbooks nowadays.
“ouch! i appear to have trapped my spungletrumpet in my fly zip.”
“his spungletrumpet wasn’t really worth a second look, mum”
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