Spunk Cracker
a game you play in which you take a cracker, and set it on a stool in the middle of the room. you get a group of males, and they all stand around the stool, in a circle. all the guys drop their pants, while looking at everyone else, and start jerking off. which is obviously awkward, as everyone is looking at you, and you’re looking at them. when you succeed in getting off, you shoot it onto the cracker. the last person left at the end, has to eat the cracker.
i played sp-nk cracker last night and joey had to eat the cracker again.
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