Spunk doodle
the sp-nk doodle was first invented by rolf harris, who discovered the technique after accidentally spilling some -j-c-l-t- onto a piece of paper following a w-nk. the sp-nk ascertaining to a sp-nk doodle can be dyed by using natural vegetable dyes or for the more adventuous artists out there, sh-t. rolf has master(bat)ed this this technique and is giving a live workshop demonstration at the july 2005 bodily fluids expo. if you are interested in attending please write a letter (sealing the envelope with -j-c-l-t-) adressed to
rolf harris,
the australian c-ck art inst-tute,
w-nkington
po box 69 w-nk
jackson b-ll-ck – post modernistic interpretation, resulting from an uncontrollable -j-c-l-t–n
water colour – mixing sp-nk with water to create a pastische
still life- a sp-nk doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count
self portrait – a gooey arangement resembling the sp-nkee
animal depiction – a sp-nk doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.
perpective drawing – a sp-nk doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a 3 dimentional sp-nkscape
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