Spunk Knuckle
someone who vigorously m-st-rb-t-d frequently. also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
places to cath these deviants:
the porta-potty at a britney spears concert.
a bathroom stall during the senior prom.
the toilet while at a raging party.
in the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.
at a sleepover at a friend’s house while everyone is asleep.
your mom’s house during dinner.
jimmy is such a sp-nk knuckle. he was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. what a battered cavern!
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