Spunk monkey
a girl who, whilst normal in other s-xual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.
yeah! she squealed like a sp-nk monkey!
sp-nkmonkey, is someone who is full of excitement or “sp-nk” and possible also a total dork thus calling them a sp-nkmonkey
norman-“did you see kyle”
gary-“yeah he is such a funny dork!”
norman- “oh no man, you mean…”sp-nkmonkey”
an awesome band located in hillsboro oregon. with pure hearts and golden desires. their name is wholly pure and not in any way perverted. the immature minds of the adults that surround them have taken this meaning to a different level. it was never meant to be wrong or disgusting. only the minds that view it in that way are, sick freaks.
paul “hey have you heard that band sp-nkmonkey?”
mr. baines “thats a terrible name and should not be used!”
paul “you have a sick mind! its not sick at all”
a sl-t of a girl that loves being constantly covered in -j-c-l-t-d seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.
jake:yo, did you here about jess meredith.
curt; ye she’s a total sp-nk monkey
a girl who craves some sperm in her face. if she’s lucky, she’ll also get a some in her hair.
i blew it all over that sp-nk monkey’s face. holy sh-t it was awesome!
a girl who craves some sperm in her face. if she’s lucky, she’ll also get a some in her hair.
i blew it all over that sp-nk monkey’s face. holy sh-t it was awesome!
when one man -j-c-l-t-s and another uses this as lubricant to m-st-rb-t- in the presence of the first man.
look at those sp-nkmonkeys
h-llo darling, wanna sp-nky monkey
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